[spectre] My Soul Seeks Nato

[North Atlantic Treaty Organization]

Dear Spectre List Members,

I am an intern working for an organization of which you may have heard
called the North Atlantic Treaty Organization.  We are an
international organization for collective security established in
1949, with headquarters located in Brussels (I'm writing out of the
Chicago office now; not quite so glamorous!).

We have a very important meeting scheduled on the 28th of April this
year with another similar organization, at which we are to deliver a
"multimedia" presentation.  I have been placed in charge of developing
this presentation.  Needless to say, it is a project of incredible
political sensitivity and the rest of my career pretty much rests upon
its success (No pressure, though!!!).

The topic of our meeting with OPEC is "Radical Software and
Hyperthreaded Digilogical Matrices: Patch-Programmable Software
Systems for Real-Time Audio and Video."  For this presentation, I plan
to use materials that I and other interns have collected from
interviews with artist/programmers who have developed
patch-programmable systems for real-time audio/video performances.

For this presentation, I would like to use the software nato.0+55. 
Initially, my team proposed a budget addendum for a time machine in
order to travel back to 2000 and purchase this software from Netochka
Nezvanova.  However, that budgetary addendum was eliminated in a later
stage of review.  I am now left with only a month to acquire this
software and no time machine with which to do so!!!

I am writing to implore the members of this listserv to help me
acquire this software nato.0+55 by any means necessary.

Thank You in advance for your help!